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Looking for a nice woman to date Product Specifications:

Are you disappointed with bad dating experiences? Are you unsure about the character of some on-line prospects? Are you tired of dead-end dating campaigns? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, help is on the way. Introducing the new and improved 2010 LatinWildCat EROS Prototype Model # 2010-LWC-EP. What this model "lacks" in emotional baggage, makes up for with a witty sense of humor, and an upbeat personality. This stylish, user-friendly specimen will be the envy of your friends with features such as exotic foreign accent, old fashion chivalry, subtle sophistication, voracious curiosity, and honesty. Optional features are available and ready to be put to good use upon request.

Manufacturer's Comments & Recommendations:

The 2010-LWC-EP model has been tested in Venice, Marrakesh & Rio de Janeiro - and developed rapport with local population. For best results the 2010-LWC-EP model should be matched with a good looking woman who is down to earth, open minded, willing to experience new things, playful, passionate for life and desirous of enjoying every moment.

Connoisseurs' Reviews

Dad "Best son ever, quite a catch" --- Charlie (my credit analyst friend) "Oh man, you've got to get this model. It's always up for a good time and ready to pamper a Lady like a Princess.' --- My aunt Rose "Be careful with this rascal, he is adventurous and unpredictable. When he was a child, he once played soccer with his buddies in a cemetery, and at night" (Well! I'm not Aunt Rose's favorite nephew. She's on the conservative side.)

Act now while supplies last!

No assembly required - Batteries not included